NO MO' T.O.

It's 11:08pm, March 4, 2009... I'm dreaming Idris (Elba...mmmm!) and I are walking down a sandy Hawaiian beach holding hands and watching the sun go down when I am jarred from my sleep! Cellphone chirping, text alerts chiming, land line ringing off the hook. I jumped up, try to get my bearings and run to the phone.. missed call. So, I fish my cell from the bedsheets and attempt to read the text message through glazy eyes...


"What the F**** Dallas let T.O. GO?!?!?!"


I wasn't sure I read that correctly... then another text comes in....


"Dallas Finally released T.O. Thank God"


Ok. wait.. what tha? I was partly relieved that none of those texts were from my mom with any type of emergency and partly pissed that I was so abruptly awaken for, once again, a Terrell Owens NEWS BREAK. I mean, everyone who knows me, knows I love my Cowboys, but those who reeeeeeeeeeeallyyyyyyyyyyyyy know me, know I love my sleep even more. So there was about to be hell to pay.


I flipped the TV to Sportscenter and hear Stephen A. Smith going off about the situation. I couldn't believe what I was hearing. Jerry Jones an 'nem straight up pulled the okie dokie on poor T.O. in the middle of the night! Didn't Jerry basically say he wasn't going to cut T.O. just before the season ended when he said, "You and I both know that the one that you're asking about all the time, if I gave you the answer that you want to hear, then you would've already had it. So the fact you don't have it ought to tell you something. It really should." Owens got a new contract last summer, a four-year, $34 million deal that included a $12 million bonus. According to sources, over his three years with the Cowboys, T.O. caught 235 passes for 3,587 yards and 38 touchdowns in 47 games. He led the NFL with 13 TDs receiving in 2006, his first season in Dallas.


Did Jerry make the right decision? Was this an attempt to make Romo happy? Will the Coboys passing game still be lethal? I'm still up in the air about this 9 million dollar move made by Jones and it will be interesting to see how the Cowboys fill the wide receiver position after trading both 1st and 3rd round picks to the Lions for Roy Williams.

So, what's in store for T.O., now? He has to find a new home for the 4th time in his career. I guess I'm kinda like that insane, deranged jealous boyfriend/girlfriend who proclaims "If I can't have you, no one can" cause boy, I sure don't like hearing about T.O.'s childlike behavior in the locker room, but his talent is undeniable, and I'd hate for my Cowboys to face him on the field and he has another one of those "San Francisco Moments" on us!


I guess I better get my popcorn ready, I have a feeling there's about to be some must see T.V. in the weeks to come. Good luck T.O., if push comes to shove there's a ****load of reality shows out there that would die to have you... without your shirt on!